Job Interview

My first job interview as a resident of New York. Temp work. I got up early, got pretty, got to staples to print out resumes. Heavy stock, obviously. The office is located around Times Square, near the public library. I got to the office and sat there with ten other people while we filled out paperwork. I never remember to bring reference information, so I named a few past supervisors but made up their phone numbers. It'll all work itself out. I took the computer aptitude tests: 80% on Excel, 93% on Word, and typed 50 words a minute WITH ZERO ERRORS. I fucked that test over the kitchen counter. Then to the interview, which seemed promising. No word on a job yet.

After hanging at the New York Public Library, I made my way to Times Square. It's basically just a lot of shit to buy. Pop Tart World is exactly what you'd expect. I got a hot dog from a street vendor. I asked him how much, he said $2.50. I walked away and he called after me, "Ok! Two Dollars!" So I bought it. I didn't know I could haggle with the hot dog vendors, and discovering that was extremely satisfying.

On the train ride home, a trio of break dancers busked in the subway car. The car was filled with people. And even with all the dancer's acrobatics, they didn't touch anyone. I bought beer at the supermarket closest to home. I was surprised at their high prices. Usually I'd buy 40's, but I need smaller quantities to fit all my different drinking moods. I saw 6-packs for 3.99. I got 4 of them. Walking out of the store, I realized they were 10 oz. cans. I'm not really upset about the can lacking 2 ounces, I'm more upset with myself for allowing that to happen.

An old friend from high school came to hang out. I spotted her on the train last week. I would never have expected to see her after high school. Also, I suspect that Biggie is pregnant. We never found out the sex for sure, but we thought it was a dude. These are some symptoms of pregnancy that Biggie demonstrates:

Vomiting

Pissing on everything

Eating everything is sight

Meowing like a son of a bitch

Vomiting

Big nipples

Having a vagina

We're still unclear about the vagina. I checked under the hood, but I don't know anything about cat genitalia.